ton tona ton :D

Police Asked A Thief : Why u Stole 3 Times In The Same Store? Vipul Replied: I Stole One Dress 4 My Wife & I Went To Change It Twice.. Women u know..!!! ..

Teacher to Student Gul: aaj tune fir homework kyon nahi kiya?student Student = sir light nahi thi. T= to mombatti jla leta. S= sir machis nahi utha sakta tha, T= kyun be ? S= sir puja k ghar me rakhi thi, T= to uthayi kyon nahi ? S= nahaya nahi tha sir, T- sale nahaya kyon nahi tha? S= paani nahi tha sir. T= abbey, paani kyon nahi tha? S -sir motar nahi chal rahi thi. T = Sale ab motar ko kya hua? Student - Abbey Saale Phagla gya hai kya .... Kutte Kamine Kitni baar bolun Saale ki light nahi thi.

Mahesh Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The . Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Mahesh Se Puchha: “ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ” . Mahesh Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola. “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, . . Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?

taj mahal safed kyun hai ?

Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,. 1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta game khel rha hu, . . 2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz hai, . . . Aap khud hi jakar le aao...!!

1 aadmi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola : begum, "tadap tadap kr mrna acha he ya ek dum" begum : "1 dum " . . .. . .. . . .. Aadmi : "To phir apni dosri taang B mere upar Rakh do!!

Wife: (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason sharab nahi peoonga.. . . . . . . . . . . . Husband: Reason hai.. . Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalaneke liye khali bottle chaahiye... =D

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hahaha the best one. mujhe nai pata tha ki tere ko itni acchi hindi aati hai.

Do you think I wrote the joke by myself ?

Nah... he knows you copy-pasted.

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