All new series of Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow
is the bullet`s funeral!
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan
'via Bluetooth'!
When Rajni was a student, teachers
used to bunk classes!
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with
a compass!
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs
out!!
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in
Richter scale!
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
When God watched Robot, he said,
"Oh my Rajnikanth!"
Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame
Tussauds at his house!!
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since Light
came second!!
Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing
2 ice cubes..
Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..
Rajnikant ask Santa Clause what gift he
wanted for christmas eve..
In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD
BOOKS" its written..all records are held
by rajnikant..listed names are second
in place.
and best one
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since Light
came second!! 
.......bro nice ones........
