Interviewer : There are 50 bricks on an
airoplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
.
Applicant : That's easy, 49.
.
Interviewer : What are the three steps
to put an elephant
into a fridge?
.
Applicant : Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
.
Interviewer : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the
fridge?
.
Applicant : Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
.
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all
animals are there except
one, why?
.
Applicant : Because the deer is in the
fridge.
.
Interviewer : How does an old woman
cross a swamp filled
with crocodiles?
.
Applicant : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at
the lion's birthday.
.
Interviewer : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
.
Applicant : Sir, I guess she drowned?
.
Interviewer : No! She was hit by the
brick fallen form the
aeroplane.
You may leave now..!!
nice joker interviewer. Lol
hm..... Wat kind of a man would kom siking 4 a job and dose nt know the job he/she iz looking hhm...
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