God-What do u want?
Boy-A very beautiful girl.
God-If u r muslim, I'll giv u "Katrina"
If u r hindu,
I'll giv u "Kareena"
N
If u r christian,
I'll give u "Genelia"
What's ur name?
Boy-Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
God-"Mayawati" de saale ko, Bahut oversmart ban raha hai.=D
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doomed
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