"u can not eat me unless u spread me"- butter
"u can not kiss me unless u praise me"- women
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me" - Banana
"u can not eat me unless u lic me"- ice cream
"u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon
"u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush
"u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop 
Sounds Dirty but ISN'T:
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"You can't watch me unless you turn me on." tv
lfmao....
nice one...really sounds dirty but its true. 
Yummmy tasty.....
Superb! Lol!
nice one
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I didnt think its dirty
another one: when i get hot i get sticky, messy & gooey, im usually white............... Marshmellow!
another one: when i get hot i get sticky, messy & gooey, im usually white............... Marshmellow! ..
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