One day, a family
of a mother and
two boys, Timmy
and Tommy, were
riding in their car
on the way to
church. Timmy
leaned over,
smacked
Tommy across the
head, and Tommy
yelled out Ouch
you f**king
wanker! later that
day in church, the
mom went to talk
to the priest.
she said Father,
my boys just wont
stop swearing and
I dont know
what to do. the
priest says Well,
have you tried
smacking them?
she
said No, doesnt
the church look
down on that? the
priest says Well,
yes, but in some
cases well make
an exception. The
next day, the two
boys come down
for breakfast and
she asks Tommy
what he wants for
breakfast. Tommy
says Well, gimme
some f**king
waffles. The mom
backhands Tommy
so hard, he flies
out of his chair and
lands against
the door. shocked
and terrified by
this, Timmy
becomes very
quiet. his
mother asks him
what he wants for
breakfast, and his
reply was Well
you can bet your
sweet ass I dont
want no f**king
waffles! 
