INTERVIEW PALAVA
Officer What is your name?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer Tell me properly.
Candidate Modape Pakurumo Sir.
Officer Your fathers name?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer What does that mean?
Candidate Moshood Pakurumo Sir.
Officer Your native place.
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer Is it Makurdi Purum?
Candidate No, Minna Port Sir.
Officer What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer (Angrily) What is it?
Candidate Metric Pass.
Officer So why do you need a job?
Candidate M P sir.
Officer Meaning?
Candidate Money problem sir
Officer What's your personality?
Candidate MP sir.
Officer Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
Candidate Monacrotic personality.
Officer I see. I will get back to you.
Candidate So sir, how's my MP?
Officer And what's that again?
Candidate My performance.
Officer MP!!!
Candidate Meaning?
Officer Mental Problem.teeth.
Officer What is your name?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer Tell me properly.
Candidate Modape Pakurumo Sir.
Officer Your fathers name?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer What does that mean?
Candidate Moshood Pakurumo Sir.
Officer Your native place.
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer Is it Makurdi Purum?
Candidate No, Minna Port Sir.
Officer What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate M P. Sir.
Officer (Angrily) What is it?
Candidate Metric Pass.
Officer So why do you need a job?
Candidate M P sir.
Officer Meaning?
Candidate Money problem sir
Officer What's your personality?
Candidate MP sir.
Officer Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
Candidate Monacrotic personality.
Officer I see. I will get back to you.
Candidate So sir, how's my MP?
Officer And what's that again?
Candidate My performance.
Officer MP!!!
Candidate Meaning?
Officer Mental Problem.teeth.
