GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
pSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: ......Yes!
pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.
pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST
/b]Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.
pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes.
GIRL:Yes!
pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he had sex with me!
pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL:.Yes!
pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.
pSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
funny
good one. . . . 
