Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
... After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! 
very different lol
