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joke of the day

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Pita:-Agar tu fir exam me fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna. Aftr exam - papa-how is ur result? SON-Dimag ka dahi mut kr RAMLAL tune papa hone ka haq kho diya hai.
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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch. "Wow" says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!

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