Must read dis :)

agar dil mazboot he to ye joke pad ek cockroach hotel gaya or usne waiter se kaha ek plate bulgum,,, ek fry naak,,, ek glass ulti ka shake,,, ek fresh thook ki botel,,, ek loose motion ka salad,,, do gobar malayi maar k,,, ek garma garam potty ka halwa le aao,,, or haan thoda balgum mai ulti ka tarka lga k bagal ka masala dal dena

wtf ? Main mar gaya

What is this?

mza aaya na

ab zara taste bhi bata do.

taste to cockroach ko pta hoga

Yuck.... cheeee.

Sanjeev kapoor se kaho ye saari dish bnaye

mene yaha recipee likh di hai ap bhej dena

cockroach ka bahana mat banao. Ab batao bhi de how was the taste. we are waiting.

-yuck- ab to sach mai mujhe bhi ulti aa rhi hai

what language is this

mujhe toh ulti aa rahi hai.oh no!

sanjeev kapur ko bhi nhi pta hga

good

ab pata chala na

kisi aur ko taste ke bare me janna hai tou barbie se puch lo. She tasted so n0w she feels like ulti. .

sach kadwi h0ti hai.