A woman in a Jewlry store, Farts while
bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond
ring She looks round, embarrassed,nd sees the
salesman standing behind her.
Totally professional, he says, ... "Good day Madam, How may I help U?" Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her
''accident'' , she asks"Sir, whats the Price of this lovely
Ring?"
He answers, "Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're
going to Shxt when I'll tell U the Price"
DIAMOND RING
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Haha
good one
-funny . ok- goodone
dats funny
I wonder if anyone farted while reading this joke 
Ginamarie: I wonder if anyone farted while reading this joke 
im sure akki he wil coz he ate eggs hahahaha that good
its priceless.
EpIcInCoGnItO:
awesome. Whats the price btw
fcourse expensive diamond..i saw diamond mobile case....price is 150k hkdHahaha