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#1 2 dost safr pe ja rhe the.Raste me raat hogai wo TENT lga k so gye.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli usne dusre ko jaga k kaha Asman ki tarf dekh k bta tuje kya nazar aa rha he?
2nd dost: Boht saare sitaare
1st:isse kya pata chalta he?
2nd:Asman khubsurat h.
1st:abe ULLU K PATTHE,Tent chori hogaya....
#2 A child phone to his Math teacher.
Teacher's wife: How many times I told you, your teacher is no more, then why you phone daily???
Child: It sounds cool !
#3 Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!!
So., He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND- You are the only girl in my life..LOL..
#4 Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. 
#5 
this sounds cool
#6 My dog gave birth to three lions the day before yester night 
#7 Ek macchar n din me kata,myne pucha,ku re,din me ku kata?
macchar>kya kre sub,mhangai ka jmana aageya,ovrtime kar rha hu
#8 Hahahahahahahihihihihihihioohohohoh.......... Kuch nahi yaar fir se teri shakal yaad aa Gayi. 
#9 Jo aasani se mile wo hai Gum. Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum. Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai Dum. Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai Hum.. 
#10 Mil jaati sapno ki shezadi, agar Musharaf ki beti se hoti shadi, hota kashmir ki samasya ka nidan, kyonki dahej mein mil jata Pakistan !!!
#11 Suraj bana to badal bane. Chand bana to taare bane. Husn bana to deewane bane. Kuch to hai baat aap mein, Yunhi to nahi Pagal-khane bane !!! 
#12 Ladki- Parso main tumhe Rakhi bandhne aayi thi, par tumne nai bandhwai.. Q?
Ladka- Agar main tere liye Mangalsutra lau to kya tu bandhwayegi,
Baat karti hai..!
#13 Girl-Nice Mobile Where Did U Buy
Boy I Won Dis In A Running Race
Girl How Many People Participated
Boy MOBILE OWNER POLICE And ME
#14 Teacher:wat do u want to becom?
Sam:doctor!
teacher:why?
Sam:bcuz its de only profesion wher u can tel a woman 2 tak off her clothes nd ask her husband 2 pay 4 it..
#15 Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
#16 My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already
#17 A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
#18 pata hai bagban kob gussa hota hai,jab koi ladki sadi se phele ma bnti hai,or uska ma bolti hai"bagban ye tune kya kiya"
#19 yasmine: Teacher:wat do u want to becom?
Sam:doctor!
teacher:why?
Sam:bcuz its de only profesion wher u can tel a woman 2 tak off her clothes nd ask her husband 2 pay 4 it..
nice one
#20 yasmine: A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
hahaha