Newspaper Headlines in 2060 in India:

So here we go...... -Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high cholesetrol due to too much biryani. -Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act! -Atlast India got its Jan-Lokpal Bill. -Facebook is declared a country. -A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam. -A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely. -"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL under sponsership of Rajpal-yadav + chunky pandey...!

OK. Lol.

Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that.

nice..

I swear I will laugh at your post if you quote it and write "just kidding"

not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen. *salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award. * USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology) *chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues. * Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil. And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be.

this things will surely happen. All jobs in govt reserved for scheduled castes tribes etc . . .

2wap is located above india sky on the new planet disc0vered by NASA...

what abt the Bollywood actor Salman Khan,would still can dance at that year and mantain his body hunk figure?

yup these things are more likely to happen

Funny, that's all i can say.

but all u image wrong that times newspaper disappeared only man's brain contact to each other freely ...no transport all travelled wid light form everywhere and .......................

should not talk about the politics.i think.

What re my supposed to do

slight correct

Interesting lolz.

hmmmm

Ok.lol very funny