so, a
doctor tells his
patient in hospital
I got some good
news and some
bad news...
so the
patient says give
me the bad news.
the doctor tells
him I'm afraid that
we have to cut off
your legs.
so the
patient was
shocked n asked
him what the hell
is the good news?
the doc replies,
well, the patient in
the next bed
wants to buy your
slippers...
*very bad news*
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And no second leg i mean hand discount! 
Zeus:
is this really a good news?
its b0th _FiRe_fLiEs_:
rily gud news stil he can use d money from his sliper
f0r icecream
jacki: f0r icecream
_FiRe_fLiEs_:
i tot for uncklet
whats dat? jacki: whats dat? 
bracelet for d footYungboss:
oh my stomach is about blow
_FiRe_fLiEs_: bracelet for d foot
0' gawd he d0nt even have a big t0estupid
redbLue: stupid
then d0nt p0st if u are stupid