Afaque n GP were travellin long distance in a train. They didnt knew each othr.
Afaque took a nap when the train started runnin. But Gp was gettin bored. So he wakes up afaque and said, ''hey dude, get up. Letz play, i hav a game for u''
Afaque: let me sleep plz, m not interested.
GP: well, the game is, ''i wil ask u a question, if u came up wid correct answer then i wil give u 5dollars, othrwise u hav to give me 5dollars for wrong or no answer.''
Afaque: ''no man m not interested''
GP: well, let me make it more interestin for u. U pay me 5dollars for each wrong or no answer. And i wil pay u 50dollars for my wrong or no answer.
Afaque: (gets lil interested now, thinkin that thr is no othr way to shut GP's mouth) 
And says,'' okay letz start then'' (and sleeps again).
GP: question is, '' name the capital of India?''
Afaque: wakes up n gives 5dollars to GP n sleeps again.
GP: ''hey dude now itz ur turn, plz ask me a question''
Afaque: okay okay, ''what goes up the hill on three legs n comes back on four?''
(sleeps again).
GP: thinks,
Keeps thinkin
calls a frnd n asks
Surfs internet.
(after an hour or so, GP gives up n hands over 50dollars to afaque) 
And afaque sleeps again.
Now itz GP's turn to ask.
GP: ''what goes up the hill on three legs n comes back on four''?
''Afaque wakes up n hands over 5dollars to GP n sleeps again''. 
And says,'' okay letz start then'' (and sleeps again).
GP: question is, '' name the capital of India?''
Afaque: wakes up n gives 5dollars to GP n sleeps again.
GP: ''hey dude now itz ur turn, plz ask me a question''
Afaque: okay okay, ''what goes up the hill on three legs n comes back on four?''
(sleeps again).
GP: thinks,
Keeps thinkin
calls a frnd n asks
Surfs internet.
(after an hour or so, GP gives up n hands over 50dollars to afaque)
And afaque sleeps again.
Now itz GP's turn to ask.
GP: ''what goes up the hill on three legs n comes back on four''?
''Afaque wakes up n hands over 5dollars to GP n sleeps again''. 
this is the one of the nicest joke i read ..really funny 
Gp 
Bt w0tz d nxt que. Of afaq?
i knew it.
so crazy! Joke of the month!!! 
