A man wanted to surprise his wife on their 10th wedding anniversar y so he went to the bar with her.
When he left for the counter to order drinks for them, a prostitute approached his wife&whispered into her ear,'You must DEMAND cash before sex; i know him, he doesn't pay'.
End of marriage me thinks.
Thank God Its Friday
Cheap guy go run & 
serious bad luck on the birthday.
what a misfortunate couple.
dude
wat a nice surprise 
