HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITY OF INDIA :

Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. ... That's MUMBAI . . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! . . . . - . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall . That's AHMEDABAD . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that mera maam doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in. That's UP . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go sumwhere else and keep fighting". That's KERALA ! . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - And the best one is .... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . THE LAST ONE Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with HIS FRNDS and beet both of them. and goes You are in Chennai!!

Interesting... I'll remember this.. I like the opening the stall one most of all. You're taking advantage out of that situation. Very clever...

You have no right to malign image of any country with such nonsense jokes.

Whatever bt India is well known for youth unity.

thats why we are special.

Hmm u didnt write b0t dat Indian wh0'r r0ckin on 2wap... Write smtng n feel YOUTH unity of India.

Interesting thread thats India in bad way but I hope there's a better way of conversation too,not actually fighting to solve problems

Thank God I am not anywhere near!

isnt joke huh

And what's in bihar:-two boys are fighting another comes to stop them & they all r beaten by the 4th boy

And what's in bihar:-two boys are fighting another comes to stop them & they all r beaten by the 4th boy

We Are D Best!!

Scenario#44 Two guys are fighting,p0lice c0mes and suddenly they become frnds shaking hands; thats bhopal

I have a KERELA friend. He says it is true.

Wow