At school 4 worms
were placed in 4
separate jars. 1st
worm was put in a
jar of alcohol and it
died. 2nd worm
was put in a jar of
cigaret smoke. It
died. 3rd worm was
put in a jar of
sperm. It died.
The 4th worm was
put in a jar of soil.
It survived. The
science teacher
asked the class
what they had
learned from the
experiment. Little
johnny said as long
as u drink, smoke
and have sex you
wont get worms!!
Oh gosh! 
Y is d smart kid's name always johnny 
The book will slam him instead of him slamming the book 
