A man forgot to zip
up so a lady told
him,"Sir,you left your
garage open".
The Man gave her a
naughty smile as
he zips up, and
asked,"Did u see
my Hummer parked
inside?.
The Lady smiles back
and replies,"No Sir,I
just saw the MINI
GOLF with two flat
tyres"!!......
window shopping
flat tyres! 
MINI GOLF with two flat tyres 
He called it a HUMMER, 
what a uhmm.. de-flation 
fantastic
