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*d0g next door*

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the stupid d0g has been h0wling like a whale-n0ise all night, I hardly g0t a wink of sleep, feel exhausted... At 2am i ph0ned my neighb0ur n when he answered my call, i started barking like a d0gsmiley well he th0t its very funny and laughed his ass off while i kept on barking like a mad d0g in his ear... What wud u d0 in this situati0n? Bark, swear or just ign0re the d0g?
#2
Hahasmiley i'd open my fridge get some meat out,sprinkle on vol.5 powder and going to throw this feast at dog , he'll be delightly eating it and got some sleep after and let me do so too lol
#7
As_Ash: Keep medicine out-reach of the children therefore i can't tell you here whats vol.5smiley Anyone wants to know pm inbox is the plain ordersmiley
i d0nt wana kill d poor d0g... can i give vol.5 2 his owner? smileyi mean invite him 4 dinner n sprinkle it over his food?smiley
#10
Oh, i found the perfect solution. I just simply bark, howl and growl louder. When that dog comes to investigate, i take out my false teeth, hold it between thumb and other fingers, and give it one almighty "bite" on the soft snout. Next time it barks, i just whine a lil, it skulks away with it's tail between the legs, wetting itself as it creeps away
#14
Drugging an animal is never the answer people. The wrong dose could kill. Would talk to the neighbour. Research and find out what works. A dog learns from those around them.
#16
i know how you feel hun my nextdoor neighbour used to have a great dane that howled and bark from the second her owner left her till the second she came back, i told her and told her so in the end i got fed up of the headaches and we complained to the enviromental health department and so did a couple of other neighbours and in the end she gave thet dog back, i suggest you report it to your local council and maybe the dog warden, hope this helped you.

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