The unreasonable wife my wife and i were watching who wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, Do u wnt to av sex? No, she answered. I then said, is dat ur final answer? She didn't even look @m dis time,simply saying, Yes. So i said, Then i'd like to phone a friend and she said, Ok i will go 4d audience...
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witty wife 
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Nice one
Nice one!
