Where did THAT come from?

Girl: Do you love me more than your family? Boy: No. Girl: Why??

Boy: Ok... Listen... When I started to walk, I fell... You were not there to pick me up, but my mum was... When I went outside, you were not there to hold my finger... But my dad was... When I cried, you didn't give me your toys... My brother and sister did. So you see... My family is more precious than anything else.

Girl: Awwwwh......... But when you were horny, your family was not there to give you a BJ, you effing bastard!!!

omg

[b]Bruno Mars!!![/] Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin bad...! Girl: Really? Yeah... Me too... I need new clothes. Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cz you're amazing, just the way you are...! Girl: Awh!! You're like the only boy who thinks that!! Will you marry me, Bruno? Bruno Mars: No. But I'd catch a grenade for ya!! Girl: OMG! Really??? Even today??? *girl gets hit by a grenade* Bruno Mars: Nah... Today I don't feel like doing anything...

Gross topic! . . . . . . . - Broccoli: I look like a tree! Walnut: I look like the brain! Mushroom: And I look like an umbrella! Banana: Dude!! Change the freakin topic!!!

When I was a kid... pussy meant CAT. Sex meant GENDER. Bitch was a female DOG. Dick was a NAME. BJ was a NICK NAME. Bang was a SOUND. Rubber was something like PLASTIC. Ass was an ANIMAL. Screw was just a NUT. Tit was a SNACK. Head meant a part of the BODY. But now... EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN COMPLICATED!!!!

never heard before..

kumz, we really need u at CC

very good jokes .

U funny lol

Wow...interestin...!

Erotic....

Lol hahahaha

During a dinner party, the hosts two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, You see, it is vanishing cream!

Jay went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, Ive got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think theres somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. Im going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for two years, said the shrink. Come to me three times a week and Ill cure you. How much do you charge? A hundred dollars per visit. Ill think about it. Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the street. Why didnt you ever come to see me again? Asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred buck a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars. Is that so! How? He told me to cut the legs off the bed.