Irfan Mohammad Parmar wrote:

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt on2 da carpet.. Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shxt !" Lady: "Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?" Salesman: "Y madam?" Lady: "Cuz therez no electricty in da house." ...

Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese: "HONDA made in JAPAN very fast"..... Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast." Airport came he asked "how much?" Driver:" 8000Rs" Japanese:" y so expensive?" Driver: "METER made in INDIA very fast."

Driving styles in diff countries- 1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out window - "sydney" 1 hand on steering and 1 hand on horn - "japan".. 1 hand on horn,1 hand on gear, listening loud music,1 ear on cell,1 foot on acceleration, nothing on break and both eyes on female in next car- . . "India"

oh good ones

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Lol it's funny. But if we look at the fact,s it's not truth. So i hope foreigners dont misunderstand about our country

hehehe

1St one was funny

Really?

nice jokes....

Gd ones,

0mg! very gud!

meter made in India very fast

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dil garden garden kar diya yar

send more jokes

Yes, you r right. But i think topic owners intent is to make peoples laugh

yup you are correct bro....this is just for smile...