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Peanuts

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An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts, so the driver happily munches them. .

Every 5 minutes, she gives him a handful more peanuts.

Driver: Why don't u eat them urself?

Old Lady: I can't chew. Look, i have no teeth.

Driver: Then why did u buy them?

Old Lady: Oh, i just love d chocolates around them!
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Reminds me of a residential care facility I worked in. One of the residents gave one of the female staff a small basket of nuts. The staff member took it home and ate them. The resident asked how she liked them and told the staff she just liked the chocolate on the outside.

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