BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, The sky is blue... You are beautiful, I love you.
AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I am blue… You are my headache, one day I'll kill you
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#1 Okay, funny poetic one, thanks for sharing.
#2 BEFORE - You take my breath away.
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop.
AFTER - Don't start.
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE - *60/doz.
AFTER - *1.50/stem
BEFORE - We agree on everything.
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves.
AFTER - I never said you were fat.
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me.
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still.
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black.
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
#4 Ok sparko better contribution 
#5 Greenwap: Ok sparko better contribution
yes.
#6 Dat's why u guz can neva b believed....u guz piss me off
#7 
Sparko's Post was Better.... 
#9 _drk_: BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are red, The sky is blue... You are beautiful, I love you.
AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are dead, I am blue You are my headache, one day I'll kill you
#10 U very funny 
#11 SpArKo: BEFORE - You take my breath away.
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football
BEFORE - Don't stop.
AFTER - Don't start.
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
BEFORE - *60/doz.
AFTER - *1.50/stem
BEFORE - We agree on everything.
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves.
AFTER - I never said you were fat.
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me.
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still.
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black.
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other.
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end
Absolutely true.
#12 Sparko tikh kynda wa 