1st law : Every particle of d sperm tries 2 be in its state of rest or of uniform motion unless an external vaginal or muscular force acts on it.
2nd law :
D force applied on d penis is directly proportional 2 d acceleration of d sperms flowing thru it.
3rd law :
4 every action of d penis der is equal & opposite reaction on it.
4th law :
Length of d Pole = Depth of d Hole
5th law :
If u move around a tree wid d speed equal 2 dat of d light den u wil end up FUCKING ur own ass... 
