Time for a thousand laugh

A blonde girl is swearing and smashing up her flat.She calls her boyfriend, "plz babe come home i cant do this f*ckin' puzzle". He asks "Well what's the picture on the puzzles box, that's usually what it should look like?". "Atiger", she says.Later sitting down he sighs and saysto her as she stares at the table,"listen babe, firstly i'm gonna make you a nice hot cuppa tea, secondly you're gonna calm down and thirdly you're gonna put all the kellogs frosties back in the the box."

Jake and Jill went up the hillTo smoke some marawanaJack got high and dropped his flyand said do you wannaJill said yes and dropped her dressand they had lots of funBut Jill forgot to take the pilland now they got a son.AND HIS NAME IS BOB.

To whomever wrote:"10 things a typical teenage girl can"t live without...1. A Mobile Phone2. A Laptop or Computer with internet access3. Headphones4. A Warm Hoodie5. Music6. A Facebook, Msn, or YouTube account7. Sleep8. Unlimited Texts9. Hair Straighteners10. Reality TV5 things a typical teenage boy can"t live without...1. COD2. COD3. COD4. COD5. COD"That's unfair. I'm a teenage boy and I'm quite fond of oxygen.

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; wheni'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM

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Three frnds went 2 a herbalist 4 money making.on their way home,d herbalist gave dem an instructn dat dey shud nt talk.As dey were going,d following dialogue ensued btw dem 1st person:do u rememba d herbalist told us nt 2 talk? 2nd person:u've already talked. 3rd person:thank God i've nt talked

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