One evening, I had a shave, put on my best shirt and went out to visit my girlfriend. Out on the street, I remembered, I didn't have a girlfriend ... OK, so I decided to get some food for myself and have a cozy night at home, and maybe walk the dog later on. ... Having bought a big portion of chicken Vindaloo curry, and walked back to the apartment with it, I realised I was a vegetarian. ... Finally, I thought it was better to walk the dog in the park a bit earlier as there was nothing else to do. However, when I was looking for the dog lead I became aware I didn't have a dog. ... Then, it came on my mind to simply go to bed and have an early night - perhaps making a new start in the morning, refreshed after a long sleep. I brushed my teeth, said good night to the silverfish ...
... no, goldfish! ... crawled into bed and turned the light off. ... Then, I remembered, I suffered from insomnia...
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agian m0use g0t it ?
