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Note : No Free Posting Please !~Funny Quotes~
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#1 Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.
#2 I'm not lazy... I'm on energy saving mode. 
#3 DENTIST ! Stop talking to me! I can't reply with your hand in my mouth!!!!!
#4 At the restaurant... Do you want a table Sir?
no we will eat on the floor..
#5 Dear boyfriend, Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me. I sleep with her every night. And I keep her warm, she never wants to leave me. Sincerely, Her bed.
#6 If Google can't find it, You're Screwed !
#7 I like you... Where do I click? 
#8 My bed is suddenly so much more comfortable when I hear the alarm ring at 6 A.M..
#9 ''Hey''
...2 hours later...
''Hey''
...No it's too late I don't wanna talk to you now.
#10 When I'm busy, nobody texts me, But when i'm busy, my phone blows up :/
#11 No its okay I'm not mad at you... LOL jk I wanna throw a chair at your face (:
#12 You may not like me, But jesus thinks i'm to die for 
#13 Are they really funny? 
#14 Yeah,most are.
#15 
n0t funny
#16 -AmOuR-: Are they really funny?
may b
#17 Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again
#18 Opps not 2 funy
#19 Life is like a dick when it gets hard,fuck it
#20 WHY R U SMILING?NO AM LETTING MA TEETH ENJOY DA SUN