Spyrate was given two 1 dollar notes to church. One for offering the other to eat something. On his way to church.. The two 1 dollar notes fell into a pit.. He searched and found only 1 dollar, but he did not find the second one. So he looked up to heaven and said "God, this is mine.. The other is yours. Since you are everywhere, find it yourself for the offering". 
he is a cool pirate
good one lol
always as his topics
great one
Smart spyrate isnit' 
where is the clever pirate? 
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