Afaaq apni gf se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski gf chai(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Gf ka mobile sofa pe dekh kar afaaq ne socha ke chalo dekhta hn mera nmber is ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha Murgha
No.5? Calling.
Murga numbr 5 means afaaq lol
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Heard this joke before

_X-Rated_: Heard this joke before

thn u mst be murga numbr 6 sweet_poison: thn u mst be murga numbr 6 
another jokeharis: another joke
murga no.7 Murga no. 7 haris
sweet_poison: thn u mst be murga numbr 6 
i wish u will wrote it wid english translation next time we want to laugh too
_X-Rated_: murga no.7 
na na na I savd haris's nmbr to my colgfrdz name
sweet_poison: na na na I savd haris's nmbr to my colgfrdz name

aur wo kya naam heharis: aur wo kya naam he
sobi 2 its means her other numbrMy gf number is with her nickname i gave
sweet_poison: na na na I savd haris's nmbr to my colgfrdz name

Haye lets talk abt murga numbr 5
sweet_poison: sobi 2 its means her other numbr
okaysweet_poison: Haye lets talk abt murga numbr 5
murga pta nai kahan gya.. Shayd charrnay gay hua he baharTnx' G0d i d0nt have gf' then mai tu murga number 1 h0ta'
Ur mean all bf's is murgai'
ab Esk0 be u0lat karlenge'
k0rdy0 k0 dal0 dan'
n0w' we s0ng
murg0 k0 dal0 dana'
yaa
lardk0 k0 dal0 dana
Lol World Joke Day.
Tu andul bakra h bhul Gaya -toiletkill-
_Gul_: Tnx' G0d i d0nt have gf' then mai tu murga number 1 h0ta'
Ur mean all bf's is murgai'
ab Esk0 be u0lat karlenge'
k0rdy0 k0 dal0 dan'
n0w' we s0ng
murg0 k0 dal0 dana'
yaa
lardk0 k0 dal0 dana