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super man is looking a might out
2 he calls batman already hanging out
he calls wonder woman no answer he calls invisible man no answer
so he roams the city and with his super sight see's wonder woman naked
he thinks i'm faster than a bullet i can go in do ma thing and go
he says i'm faster than a bullet
i can go in do ma thing and be out
he does his thing faster than a bullet then leaves
on the way
on the way out he hears wonder woman say
wonder woman-did u hear something
invisible man-no but my ass hurts
invisible man-no but my ass hurts 
joke2 two dudes were brought to court for crack
the judge said if u convince 5 people to stop u will not go to jail
they all agreed and left
they return the first one said i convinced 15 people
wow how'd u do that.i used circles
the large one is ur brain before crack and the small is after
the second guy said thats nothing i convinced over 2000 to stop