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My Top reasons y hell is beta than heaven!

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1:hell has perfect climate,its always warm there....2:there wud b plenty of famous ppl n musicians,so theres gona b lots of live music concerts....in heaven u hv 2 listen 2da same guy,playin da same tune on a harp all day n evryday....3:theres an endless supply of free booze,sex n drugs in hell....in heaven u can only hv juice n water!....4:in hell u can use as much foul language n tell pervetd jokes....dats nt allowed in heaven!
#1
5:in hell u can party all nyt long...heaven probably has a 10pm lyts out curfew evry nyt....6:in hell u dnt hv 2b nice 2 ne1 bt in heaven its compulsory 2b nice 2 ppl al da tym...7:in hell no1 cares if u bathed or nt...in heaven u dnt hv a choice,daily bathin is compulsory....n lastly in hell u dnt hv 2 say pardon wen u burp or fart or do sumtin disgustin at allsmileylolsmiley
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B my quest , in hell u wil cry 24/7 u wil grind ur teeth on any thing u can lay ur hands on, and th best, u wil b forced to dance al day long, cos ur feet wil burn like hell, gud luck there,
#18
ItS n0t wArM thErE,itS h0t.. ItS n0t 0rAngE firE tHErE aNym0rE..itS blAck firE,mEaNs itS s0 h0t.. U wAnnA sEx..? In hEaVen als0 cAn hAvE a sEx thErE,jUst aSk thE fairy thErE..s0 b g0od..

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