I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 

Doctor: You're obese.  - Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.  - Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?”  - Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. - You don’t need make-up, Jane. - Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you!  - You need plastic surgery.

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.“

What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car And You Dont Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry -laugh-

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."  "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"  "He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died."  "Oh, how terrible ! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck."  "A broken neck?"  "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Thankouuuu

You make my day Krack

Uhh Rialy Jaqui

hi? i am oluwatope i av a joke for u it go like this (i go to my friend house to borrow pressing iron an she told me that i should used it in her room that i should nt take it too my house an i use it there a week after she to my house for brum an i did sametin wat she did to me at the fist day........am i bad or good

It natural thing

Omg u guys are a bomb

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