Do you fart in bed. by Milisha 2019/05/31 15:08
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfect natural. She told him to see a doctor she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then Christmas day morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner n he was upstairs sound asleep she looked at the innards neck gizzard liver n all the spare parts n a malicious thought come to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep n gently pulling the bed covers back she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants n emptied the blow of turkey gut into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream n the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later her husband came downstairs in his bloods stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter he said honey you were right all those years u have warned me n I didn't listen to u. What do u mean ? Asked his wife. Well u always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out and today it finally happend but by the grace of god some vaseline and two fingers I think I got most of them back in.....
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfect natural. She told him to see a doctor she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then Christmas day morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner n he was upstairs sound asleep she looked at the innards neck gizzard liver n all the spare parts n a malicious thought come to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep n gently pulling the bed covers back she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants n emptied the blow of turkey gut into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream n the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later her husband came downstairs in his bloods stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter he said honey you were right all those years u have warned me n I didn't listen to u. What do u mean ? Asked his wife. Well u always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out and today it finally happend but by the grace of god some vaseline and two fingers I think I got most of them back in.....
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