Teacher fell Asleep in class and A little Naughty boy Walked up to Him Johnny: Teacher are you sleeping in class? Teacher: No I am not sleeping in class. Johnny: what were you doing sir? Teacher: I was talking to god. The next day Johnny: fell asleep in class and the same Teacher walks up to him Teacher: Young man you are sleeping in my class. Johnny: No not me sir I am not sleeping. Angry Teacher: what were you doing? Johnny: I was talking to god. Angry teacher: what did he say?? Johnny: god said he never spoke to you yesterday...