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krack · Jun 15, 2018 23:08 17 117
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:08
Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group? Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
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krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:11
#1
Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??  Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ???  Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:11
#2
Alia reading newspaper..  News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”  Alia comments:Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:13
#3
Rajnikant vs Alia.  Question to both in a competition.  What is half of 8?  Rajni: 4  Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”   Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:18
#4
Teacher Yonomy se :- Dahi ka english Bataao....? Yonomy :- Milk Sleeping In The Night, And Savere Savere Tight...! smiley
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:19
#5
smiley
heartkiller
Jun 15, 2018 23:33
#6
Hahaha
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:35
#7
heartkiller: Hahaha
Likes to Bante hain Boss smiley
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:56
#8
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.  Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??  Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..  Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??  Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.  😎😎😎±++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:57
#9
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.  Was the necklace FAKE?  Nooooo! That was the deal  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
krack OP
Jun 15, 2018 23:58
#10
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."  Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.  Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 
jaQui
Jun 16, 2018 01:04
#11
Nice jokes smiley
krack OP
Jun 16, 2018 01:05
#12
jaQui: Nice jokes smiley
Thanks
zugzwang
Oct 6, 2019 11:38
#13
haha haha very good jokes.
krack
Oct 6, 2019 12:59
#14
zugzwang: haha haha very good jokes.
Thank You smiley
...ROCKY...
Mar 15, 2021 23:20
#15
Nice bro smiley 😊😊
KingFISHER
Jul 26, 2021 01:47
#16
krack: Rajnikant vs Alia.  Question to both in a competition.  What is half of 8?  Rajni: 4  Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”   Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 
Bravo its a great one
KingFISHER
Jul 26, 2021 01:49
#17
krack: Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??  Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ???  Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 
What a talented calculation my god. Thumbs up!
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