i love you by krack2018/06/15 23:08 Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?
Girlfriend: I love U2!
Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
krack2018/06/15 23:11 Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??Â
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ???Â
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!Â
krack2018/06/15 23:11 Alia reading newspaper..Â
News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jumpâ€Â
Alia comments:Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
krack2018/06/15 23:13 Rajnikant vs Alia.Â
Question to both in a competition.Â
What is half of 8?Â
Rajni: 4Â
Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो â€0†और vertically करो तो â€3â€Â Â
Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!Â
krack2018/06/15 23:18 Teacher Yonomy se :- Dahi ka english Bataao....? Yonomy :- Milk Sleeping In The Night, And Savere Savere Tight...!
krack2018/06/15 23:56 Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.Â
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??Â
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..Â
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??Â
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.Â
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krack2018/06/15 23:57 A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.Â
Was the necklace FAKE?Â
Nooooo! That was the dealÂ
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krack2018/06/15 23:58 A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."Â
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.Â
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.Â
krack: Rajnikant vs Alia.Â
Question to both in a competition.Â
What is half of 8?Â
Rajni: 4Â
Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो â€0†और vertically करो तो â€3â€Â Â
Rajnikant still unconcious…!!!Â