i love you
krack 2018/06/15 23:08
Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group?

Girlfriend: I love U2!

Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?

krack 2018/06/15 23:11
Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4?? 
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ??? 
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 


krack 2018/06/15 23:11
Alia reading newspaper.. 
News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” 
Alia comments:Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!


krack 2018/06/15 23:13
Rajnikant vs Alia. 
Question to both in a competition. 
What is half of 8? 
Rajni: 4 
Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”  
Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 


krack 2018/06/15 23:18
Teacher Yonomy se :- Dahi ka english Bataao....? Yonomy :- Milk Sleeping In The Night, And Savere Savere Tight...! /smiley


krack 2018/06/15 23:19
.run.
heartkiller 2018/06/15 23:33
Hahaha
krack 2018/06/15 23:35
heartkiller: Hahaha


Likes to Bante hain Boss /smiley
krack 2018/06/15 23:56
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today. 

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? 

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. 

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? 

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 
😎😎😎±++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 


krack 2018/06/15 23:57
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. 

Was the necklace FAKE? 

Nooooo! That was the deal 

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


krack 2018/06/15 23:58
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat." 

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. 

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 


jaQui 2018/06/16 01:04
Nice jokes /smiley
krack 2018/06/16 01:05
jaQui: Nice jokes /smiley


Thanks
zugzwang 2019/10/06 11:38
haha haha very good jokes.
krack 2019/10/06 12:59
zugzwang: haha haha very good jokes.
Thank You /smiley
...ROCKY... 2021/03/15 23:20
Nice bro /smiley 😊😊
KingFISHER 2021/07/26 01:47
krack: Rajnikant vs Alia. 
Question to both in a competition. 
What is half of 8? 
Rajni: 4 
Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”  
Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 



Bravo its a great one
KingFISHER 2021/07/26 01:49
krack: Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4?? 
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ??? 
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 





What a talented calculation my god. Thumbs up!
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