A Daughter Asked Her Dad "Dad There Is Something That My Boyfriend Said To Me, That I Didn't Understand. He Said That I Have A Beautiful Chassis, 2 Lovely Airbags And A Fantastic Bumper." Dad Says "You Tell Your Boyfriend That If He Opens Your Bonnet And Pulls Out His Dipstick To Check The Oil, I Will Give Him Such A Service That His Motor Will Cease And His Exhaust Will Fall Off"