Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy. You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket

1st daughter: dad im lesbian Dad: oh okay 2nd daughter: dad im lesbian too Dad: is there anyone in this family who loves men? Son: i do..

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt& show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop.. (dont laugh listen Dirty minds) Because her husband speaks Spanish very well

I edited your joke... Never Ever Use Jesus Christ name in your Filthy jokes!!! Its not funny!!! You are abusing My God..!!!

Why you behind me. I still Loving you!!

Superb Truth :- A girl loves a boy, No one knows except the girl. A boy loves a girl. Everyone knows except the girl...

dont mind mind him. He is an atheist, iam here for you

Thank you