Once An Oldman was waitng for Train.. Boy:What's the Time? Oldman: Sorry Boy: Time? Oldman:No! Boy: Why? Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc Then both of us will b frank.. May b u get seat beside me. U maygo 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 reciev me. She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u & I'm sorry I dont want a son in- law who doesn't even have a watch...