Trieng! Trieng! "...'ello...Jacob speaking". "This is Donald Trump from the USA..." "...eish..." "What's this nonsense about nationalizing mines and grabbing white land?" "...ehhh boss..." "Why are you allowing the Chinese and Indians into your country?" "...eish...is only three million and seventy four one and hundred..." "Jacob, Sol Kerzner and Ernie Els told me everything about BEE and affirmative action. I've got a letter from Front National.." "...eish...." "What's happening in your Parliament?" "....ehhh....wrong number..