Trieng! Trieng!
"...'ello...Jacob speaking".
"This is Donald Trump from
the USA..."
"...eish..."
"What's this nonsense about
nationalizing mines and
grabbing white land?"
"...ehhh boss..."
"Why are you allowing the
Chinese and Indians into
your country?"
"...eish...is only three million
and seventy four one and
hundred..."
"Jacob, Sol Kerzner and
Ernie Els told me everything
about BEE and affirmative
action. I've got a letter from
Front National.."
"...eish...."
"What's happening in your
Parliament?"
"....ehhh....wrong number..