Wife: Darling give me your phone
Husband: Ok wait a second
Delete videos
Delete music and pictures
Format memory card
uninstall all social networks
Reset phone
Delete.................
Delete...............
Delete.............
Delete...........
Husband: There you go my love I've got nothing to hide
Wife: Thank you.....just wanted to check the time......
Husband: O.M.G.......W.T.F....;(:o