Four worms were put into Four separate jars. The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The 3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm. The 4th worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: 1st worm in alcohol - dead; 2nd worm in cigarette smoke -dead; 3rd worm in sperm - dead; 4th worm in soil - alive. The Science teacher asked the class, "What did you learn from this experiment?" Pappu quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have WORMS !!!"