Eeprom:
Cannot be arsed writing! your so very norty!
Someone wil be throwing some stones at You!
Don't worry to much im sure they won't throw HUGE boulders but more likely some small stones,perhaps like.the ones they mix with bitumen for road surfaces , perhaps they'll fire them at your bum with a pea shooter

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Now lazy boy your story
I gonna dodge it also I believe those who do evil die with it so when they threw a stone at me it will be thrown at them back also