A man died and went to heaven. When he got to pearly gate St.peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advance of education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two question. 1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T' 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The man thought for few minutes and answered:- 1. The two days of the week are 'Today' &'Tomorrow' 2. There are twelve seconds in a year. St.Peter said' ok i'll buy the today n tomorrow answer,even though its not the answer i expected. But how did you get twelve second in a year? The man replied'Well, Jan 2nd,Feb 2nd,March 2nd,.....and so on till dec 2nd' St peter shock but lets him anyway