How to deal with bullies in college.
College canteen dada:-
1 student a sardar.
2.student is a bihari
1. Hey junior chal uth yeh chair mehri hai.
2. Pad yeh toh lakdi ki hai. (long tone)
1. Abey lakdi ki hai par sarah college janta hai ki canteen mein sirf main is chair mein beth sakhta hu.
2. Kyu, baki sab mein keel nikli hui hai kya?
1. Abey keel ke vakeel, main is college ka hero hu aur is chair mein sirf mera right hain.
2. Par chair to left mein hai.
1. Abey parade ki left right bandh kar aur dusri chair dekh chal.
2. PLastic waali dekhu ki lohe waali?
1. Abey metal arji chod,fatafat khada hoja.
2. Kursi pe khada hoga to sab ko lagega ki mujhe punishment mili hain.
1. Abey zyada bak bak mat kar, tu jaanta hain ki mera baab kaun hain?
2. Kyu, tu nahi jaanta?
1. Aaah! Mere baab pe mat jana warna.....
2. Baab tera hain, tujhe uspe jaana chahiye.
1. Abey main tujhe sirf is kursi se uthne ke liye bola tha samjha na, agar tu 2 minit mein nahi utha na to tu is duniya se uth jayega.
2. Par mein to duniya pe betha hi nahi hu...
1. Abey duniya se uthne ka matlab tu bhagwan ko pyara ho jayega.
2. Par bhagwan ko to sab pyaare hain kyunki woh sabse pyar karte hain.
1. Abey sansad band kar jaldi uth warna tujhe nai baja payega.
2. Koi baad nai mai khud bajad karlunga.
1. Abey saving account jaldi uthao warna jab sidhi ungli se mai nikalta na to ungli tehri karni bhi janta hu mai.
2. Ungli ki jaga chamaj kyu nahi use karta tu?
1.Ahh!! Yeh kisse pahla par gya yar tu ek kaam.kar aaj se yeh kursi tehri.
2. Bina table ki kursi kis kaam ki?
1. Par table bhi lelo mehri baab.
2.Thik de bol table lu ya baab?
1.(angrily) Tehri ko jo maan me hai woh lelo bas mujhe shanti ke sath chai pene de yar.
2. MAan ki shanti ki suk shanti?
1.aahhh!!! Mai is college ke dada hu kuch to ijat karna bhai. (losing tone)
2. Dada hai to tehri poti kidhar gaye?
1.Jahanum me gayeeeeeee (fed up tone)
2.akele gaye ya dadi ki sath gaye?
1. Mummy..eeee..eeee 
2.Utna lamba mummy kyu bola? Unki hieght jyada thi kya?
1. Aaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaaaaa
2. Aah nahi thik se bol ha ki na
1.Bully guy fainted
2. ARey arey! 
2.Utna lamba mummy kyu bola? Unki hieght jyada thi kya?
1. Aaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaaaaa
2. Aah nahi thik se bol ha ki na
1.Bully guy fainted
2. ARey arey!
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Georginia: College canteen dada:-
1 student a sardar.
2.student is a bihari
1. Hey junior chal uth yeh chair mehri hai.
2. Pad yeh toh lakdi ki hai. (long tone)
1. Abey lakdi ki hai par sarah college janta hai ki canteen mein sirf main is chair mein beth sakhta hu.
2. Kyu, baki sab mein keel nikli hui hai kya?
1. Abey keel ke vakeel, main is college ka hero hu aur is chair mein sirf mera right hain.
2. Par chair to left mein hai.
1. Abey parade ki left right bandh kar aur dusri chair dekh chal.
2. PLastic waali dekhu ki lohe waali?
1. Abey metal arji chod,fatafat khada hoja.
2. Kursi pe khada hoga to sab ko lagega ki mujhe punishment mili hain.
1. Abey zyada bak bak mat kar, tu jaanta hain ki mera baab kaun hain?
2. Kyu, tu nahi jaanta?
1. Aaah! Mere baab pe mat jana warna.....
2. Baab tera hain, tujhe uspe jaana chahiye.
1. Abey main tujhe sirf is kursi se uthne ke liye bola tha samjha na, agar tu 2 minit mein nahi utha na to tu is duniya se uth jayega.
2. Par mein to duniya pe betha hi nahi hu...
1. Abey duniya se uthne ka matlab tu bhagwan ko pyara ho jayega.
2. Par bhagwan ko to sab pyaare hain kyunki woh sabse pyar karte hain.
1. Abey sansad band kar jaldi uth warna tujhe nai baja payega.
2. Koi baad nai mai khud bajad karlunga.
1. Abey saving account jaldi uthao warna jab sidhi ungli se mai nikalta na to ungli tehri karni bhi janta hu mai.
2. Ungli ki jaga chamaj kyu nahi use karta tu?
1.Ahh!! Yeh kisse pahla par gya yar tu ek kaam.kar aaj se yeh kursi tehri.
2. Bina table ki kursi kis kaam ki?
1. Par table bhi lelo mehri baab.
2.Thik de bol table lu ya baab?
1.(angrily) Tehri ko jo maan me hai woh lelo bas mujhe shanti ke sath chai pene de yar.
2. MAan ki shanti ki suk shanti?
1.aahhh!!! Mai is college ke dada hu kuch to ijat karna bhai. (losing tone)
2. Dada hai to tehri poti kidhar gaye?
1.Jahanum me gayeeeeeee (fed up tone)
2.akele gaye ya dadi ki sath gaye?
1. Mummy..eeee..eeee
2.Utna lamba mummy kyu bola? Unki hieght jyada thi kya?
1. Aaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaaaaa
2. Aah nahi thik se bol ha ki na
1.Bully guy fainted
2. ARey arey!
oh dear i dont understand your language..
2.Utna lamba mummy kyu bola? Unki hieght jyada thi kya?
1. Aaaahhhhh!!!!!aaaaaaaaaa
2. Aah nahi thik se bol ha ki na
1.Bully guy fainted
2. ARey arey! 
