At the middle of sail:
American Tourist: hey hey do u know Biology? Zoology?
Filipino sailor: no sir!
American tourist: how come u dont know this! Hmmm..
Filipino sailor: yes really! I dont know
American tourist: remain silence.. thinking!!
Filipino sailor: ok sir, can I ask u something?
American tourist: sure go ahead..
Filipino sailor: ok.. do you know swimology? Crocodology?
American tourist: ** wondrin.. doesnt know what to say!
Filipino sailor: because if u dont know swimology then I will not helpology because alot crocodology and u will dieology... got it?
Hahaha.... the american tourist * Shock* 😂😂😂